1. If you dialed zero for the operator that you were calling a surgeon who was operating on someone. So, when my mom would tell me to call the operator (1980's version of 411), I would avoid it all costs so as to not have to interrupt such an important person doing a very important job. I'm not sure why it didn't occur to me to ask why were calling a surgeon for a phone number.
2. I didn't much care for professional sports. I didn't know anything about them either. I had no brothers. So, quite often I would see kids and others wearing baseball shirts and would always assume the name arched across the back of these shirts was the last name of the person wearing the shirt. I had no concept of putting the name of your sports hero across the back... so I was always thinking to myself, "Man, there's a lot of people with the last name Puckett!"
3. I would see the signs by elevators that said: In Case of Fire Use the Stairs. So, I would think, "Why do they bother having the elevators if we're supposed to use the stairs?" Yup. I read the sign like: There could be a fire, so just in case there is a fire, you should use the stairs.
So, I wasn't the brightest kid on the block, nor was I the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I was a kid and a perfectly lovely one at that. At this point in my life I would do just about anything to go back and be a (dumb) kid again.
