Saturday, October 17, 2009

Funny things

So the hubby and have a ridiculously good laugh on more than one occasion this week with some stuff on YouTube and the like. Let me explain:

1. A woman comes upstairs using her video camera because she wants to record her kids before and during their Easter egg hunt. So she comes up into the bedroom and says, "Boys are you coming down for the--- hey!! What are you doing up here??!" She pans the room with her camera and her 2 really young sons just stare at her and say, "Mom, look! We found airplane stickers!" So she zooms in on her bedroom windows that are plastered with tons of her winged maxi pads! You could tell even she was laughing.

2. There's a little girl who is standing on a kitchen chair trying to pour her own milk (from a 1 gallon milk jug that's almost as big as her) into her cereal bowl. She's got plenty of milk in her bowl but even then continues pouring ALL of the milk, without aiming at the bowl anymore, onto the kitchen table. Jeff found it hilarious to watch as she very proudly watered the table with milk for about a minute. It was funny. Of course, it wasn't our kitchen either. :)

3. There was a 911 recording that is out there with a young kid calling 911 for help on his math homework. The operator is all confused at first thinking the kid said he needed help on his mouth. Nope, it's his math. So the operator plays along and asks what kind of help he needs with math. "The take-aways" he answers. The operator asks for an example and the kid says, "What's 18 take away 9?" The operator says, "You tell me." The kid says, "I dunno, one?" The operator responds, "How old are you?" The kid says, "I'm 5" or something around that age and just as the operator starts to say something you can hear the kid's mom come downstairs and ask who he's talking to. The boy says he called 911 for math help and his mom starts spazzing. "911?!" The kid yells, "Well, yeah, you told met to call someone if I needed help!!" She yells back, "Well, I didn't mean the police!!" It's hilarious!

Anyway, there's no more this week, that's it. Laughing is good for you. We do it a lot.

Update

Whoa, I'm a lame blogger. I haven't been on here for quite awhile, I know. One of my better excuses is that the 'shift' key on my laptop is on the fritz. Ever since I discovered a large crumb under the key (I removed the crumb) it hasn't been working well. But, I'm scared to mess with it cuz I don't know nothing 'bout fixin' computers.

So, here's an update of the last few months... it's not pretty.

I went to my cousin's wedding in NY and that was nice and all. I came home really sick with what I thought was the flu. Nope. It was Campylobacter Jejuni (Aka: C-Coli, not E-Coli). I was totally ill for almost 2 weeks. It rips apart your intestine, it's a bacteria that is usually food borne, causes terrible cramping and blood loss, fever... it's not pretty. I repeat, NOT. So, I finally gave in at the end of the first week and went to the doctor. I ended up on anti-cramping pills and antibiotics and it still took more than a week to really feel better. It was a little nightmare, I must admit. Then the CDC called wanting a list of every place I'd been in the last month... that was a tad difficult seeing as I can't usually recall what I wore the day before, so why would I remember everything I ate for the last month? I managed to muster up some information, but as far as I'm concerned it's a needle in a haystack and I'm not holding my breath.

What else? Well, I am in my last actual class for my Master's degree and then my thesis begins in the spring. Yay. A giant and unenthusiastic, Yay. I'm on some sort of slide. The kind that begins like, "I don't care anymore.... ". Yeah, I don't. Don't know why, but I don't. And I don't mind saying it either.

There's other news in the works, but that'll have to wait for another day.

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