1. A woman comes upstairs using her video camera because she wants to record her kids before and during their Easter egg hunt. So she comes up into the bedroom and says, "Boys are you coming down for the--- hey!! What are you doing up here??!" She pans the room with her camera and her 2 really young sons just stare at her and say, "Mom, look! We found airplane stickers!" So she zooms in on her bedroom windows that are plastered with tons of her winged maxi pads! You could tell even she was laughing.
2. There's a little girl who is standing on a kitchen chair trying to pour her own milk (from a 1 gallon milk jug that's almost as big as her) into her cereal bowl. She's got plenty of milk in her bowl but even then continues pouring ALL of the milk, without aiming at the bowl anymore, onto the kitchen table. Jeff found it hilarious to watch as she very proudly watered the table with milk for about a minute. It was funny. Of course, it wasn't our kitchen either. :)
3. There was a 911 recording that is out there with a young kid calling 911 for help on his math homework. The operator is all confused at first thinking the kid said he needed help on his mouth. Nope, it's his math. So the operator plays along and asks what kind of help he needs with math. "The take-aways" he answers. The operator asks for an example and the kid says, "What's 18 take away 9?" The operator says, "You tell me." The kid says, "I dunno, one?" The operator responds, "How old are you?" The kid says, "I'm 5" or something around that age and just as the operator starts to say something you can hear the kid's mom come downstairs and ask who he's talking to. The boy says he called 911 for math help and his mom starts spazzing. "911?!" The kid yells, "Well, yeah, you told met to call someone if I needed help!!" She yells back, "Well, I didn't mean the police!!" It's hilarious!
Anyway, there's no more this week, that's it. Laughing is good for you. We do it a lot.

This is great, Kim! You should post the links so we can share in the laughter as well! :o)
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